On September 17th, celebrities tweeted.

Tweets from celebrities today were downright inspirational. Twitter users everywhere rushed to Amazon.com, to pre-order books, albums, and other famous people merchandise after an heiress and a wood worker promised provocative gifts and the fulfillment of dreams. Other celebrities spoke about their idols, feelings about the changing of the season, and what they are looking for in a cheese.

Everyone’s favorite country cutie published her feelings about a recent breakup, while America’s dearest patriot sarcastically commented on the Forbes 400. There was talk of fashion by an old-school comedienne, as New York Fashion Week winds to a close, and fall trends emerge. A musician shared a photo of space, dishing on what God does on his free time to keep infinite abyss interesting. Finally, and most importantly, a well-know web commentator reminded his followers of the importance (and safety) of a steady day job.

Here are the Top Ten Celebrity Tweets from Tuesday, September 17th!

10. Parks and Recreation ’s Nick Offerman both excited and intimidated into pre-ordering his book:

9. Mara Wilson gave us one more reason to feel grumpy about the end of summer:

8. Kanye’s secret admirer outed herself:

7. Daniel Tosh reminded us to appreciate our day jobs:

6. Lena Dunham prompted the question, are cheeses ethical?

5. Miley Cyrus was cryptic, and newly single: