This week on Web Therapy, Austen’s new baby Angus is causing problems for everyone - especially Jerome and Fiona.
Fiona is on her way to Houston, Texas, and her first call is with Jerome. She’s concerned that due to a computer issue the week before, some of her recorded sessions have been corrupted and she’s lost some important files. Jerome attempts to go through the files, sharing screens with Fiona over Skype, and because the files don’t actually have any titles, he just clicks on the first one to see if it’s the Conan session Fiona was most concerned about. Instead, it’s a recorded conversation between Jerome and Gina. Gina was trying to get a hold of Fiona, but instead Jerome is sitting at her desk and they start talking about the time Gina took Jerome’s virginity, which she doesn’t remember at all. They connected a little bit, and after that Skype conversation got together for a repeat visit around nine months ago. Just the week before, Gina gave birth to Austin’s child, but now Fiona and Jerome are having their doubts. Fiona tells Jerome to delete the recording, and the recording of the current conversation.
Fiona’s next conversation is with her mother, Putsy. She’s at Fiona’s apartment in New York, and apparently she’s there because she’s written a new book about senior abuse, because she claims she’s been abused by Fiona. Fiona warns that she’s going to sue, but they both have the same lawyer. Putsy claims that Fiona threw her into a mental institution. Putsy is near tears thinking about the false abuses she can claim against Fiona until the doorbell rings because Kip has finally arrived at the New York apartment.
Meanwhile, Jerome calls Gina from Fiona’s Skype account. A browser window is open just behind the Skype window with the website “Universal Genetics.” Jerome claims he’s calling for Fiona, for questions about a baby gift, so he suggests dipping a lock of hair in gold or a fingernail - obviously just looking for DNA he can use to figure out if baby Angus is actually his child. Apparently, Angus’ umbilical cord still hasn’t fallen off, so Gina tells Jerome she’ll pull it off and send it to him to be dipped in gold.
Fiona, back in her office, gets a call from Chris about hanging out with her in Houston. Fiona asks him how Chris can tell her husband feels anything because he looks like he’s had a stroke or something. Chris claims it was an allergic reaction, but to Fiona, it seems like Chris is a gold digger. Chris is on Real Housewives of Houston on Bravo, and Fiona didn’t realize she was also going to end up on the show. Chris sends her a clip from the show that has not yet aired, showing Chris attempting to make Fiona perform oral sex on her while she was very drunk. Chris sends Fiona another clip, which was the exact same as the previous one, except with Fiona’s face blurred out and subtitles that are really inappropriate for the situation, and not at all showing what was actually going on. Instead of letting Chris blackmail her, Fiona starts negotiating about the alimony payments Chris threatened to stop. They agree on $5,000 a month as long as Fiona signs the waiver to be on the show. Fiona hangs up, picks up the phone and calls Austen asking if he knows anyone on Bravo, and tells him she needs to get a show cancelled before it airs.
Austen calls Fiona with bad news - Gina doesn’t think the child is Austen’s. Fiona apologizes and tells him it’ll be alright because she and Austen can be together now. He says that Gina doesn’t want to get divorced - she’s used to the money and the lifestyle. Instead, Gina wants to move to New York and be right next door to Fiona. The construction has already begun, and a door is being added adjoining Austen and Gina’s bedroom to Fiona’s living room. Fiona protests, but Austen can’t say no to Gina.
The season finale of Web Therapy will air next Tuesday, September 24th, at 11pm/10c on Showtime.