Thanksgiving is officially over, but if you want to keep your dinner table looking festive all holiday season, Amazon’s Inflatable Turkey is for you.
The blow up tom looks good enough to eat and comes in a tin that looks like it’s straight from the grocery store. As realistic as the turkey appears, do not attempt to eat it. I repeat, DO NOT EAT IT. The product description says it’s “no calories,” which may seem like a perfect alternative for those watching their weight around the holidays. However, a stomach full of plastic will not a merry Christmas make.
In spite of my warning, almost all of the Amazon reviews involve eating the Inflatable Turkey.
Dre serves the fake turkey around his real turkey to gross out his guests. While I don’t want an invitation to his dinner table, he is one of the only reviewers grounded enough in reality to acknowledge that this particular bird isn’t edible.
I like to take this inflatable turkey and stuff it with a real turkey and then carve that bad boy in front of my guests. The person that gets the piece with the inflation valve is usually the most freaked out.
On the other hand, A. Dawson seems to live in a fantasy world or at least in a television cartoon.
We were able to feed a family of 20 Smurfs with this turkey. They were very appreciative and gave us a unicorn as a thank you gift.
Another reviewer, Timboliah Pants on Fiyah, serves his turkey to his girlfriend, but sadly his lady is as real as the food on the table.
The Inflatable Turkey and Inflatable Toast should make for an impressive meal when I invite my inflatable girlfriend over for dinner this weekend.
Amazingly, Barti Ddu tried and succeeded in stuffing his synthetic turkey.
The only challenge was getting the stuffing in through the very small hole, it took quite a while but once done was well worth the effort.
If you don’t want to deal with stuffing the plastic bird, listen to Jacomo di Ghisalo’s simple advice.
Delicious with inflatable ham.
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