If you haven't heard of Reddit's Ask Me Anything feature, it's all about user generated questions. The latest offering for 2014 is from the man with two penises. That's right, and left, "DoubleDickDude" is available to answer anything you want to know about what it takes to have two penises.

Sorry lads and lasses, he's taken. He's got a boyfriend AND a girlfriend.

There are pictures as proof, since pics are part of Reddit's User Agreement, if you really want to look. We did. It's kind of cool? Weird? Totally want to see this junk in action!

Here are some of our favorite questions he was asked and what he answered.

[ new page = Double Forked Stream? ]

Q: Have you ever peed and had both do the forked stream? That's a catastrophe with just one penis, I can't imagine how annoying it must be with four streams.

A:Yeah it's happened and is twice as devastating.

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Q: Do they both hang to one side of your pants, or do they split the seam?

A: When i go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.

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Q: Can one be hard and the other not?

A:Always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I'm horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they've both been equally rock hard.

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Q:How do women react when they find out?

A: varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol

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Q:Have you ever considered a career in porn? Serious question.

A:Yes I did, a few years ago. But decided against it. its one thing to be unique its another thing to be a novelty. i'd only be popular for so long and then i'd just be another blip in the hiccup of the porn business. the pay is shit from what ive seen and I don't need money, I'm comfortable now. Besides, i can't figure a value for my dignity. the only reason I let photos out is because i thought people might like to know, at least one guy with two normal dicks exists. all the others are pretty scary looking and i feel for them.

[ new page = What Does The Guy Say? ]

Q:Whats the best reaction from someone seeing your double dick?

A:hunky muscle dude at a gym i was at. i was working out in my jock strap and shorts and the shorts were very baggy and loose and i fell out of my jock on either side and some how he noticed. he asked me in the locker room if he could please see them. i asked him "are you gay or something?" and he said "no, but i think i am now." it was great.

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Q:So tell me, what's it like having a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time? Any awkwardness between the three of you?

A:Actually no awkardness. They were a couple before they mutually started dating me. She is straight, and he is bisexual and discovered he was when after four months of them both knowing me, they found out about my cocks. It clicked and we've been together since.

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Q:Medical professional here with some questions. Have you had urological studies done to see how your urethra drains into both penises and if you have any other duplication of internal organs(like your prostate)?
Did they offer any sort of explanation as to the embryological cause of it?

A:had one issue in my teens. the Y intersection where my urethra splits into two had some tension issues and was ballooning until the pressure was enough to force the urine up and out. So they did some minor surgery and used catheters to stretch and open up the Y some. no problems since. one prostate, but it's bigger than average and it produces more seminal fluid than most, so at least once a week or so it has to be squeezed when i orgasm to release all the fluid. as for the how? i don't know all the details, they told my mom that it could have been a lot worse and that i was rarer than boys who were on record. my mom refused a lot of tests and studies. she didn't want me feeling like a freak growing up and told me i was special since i had two and everyone else had one. 😉

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Q:Do you alternate penis' when you're masturbating?

A:LOL I have, and I can, but usually just jerk the right one. The left one gets caught up in the mayhem sometimes, but either way he gets off too. lol

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Leave it to the lovers on Reddit to find him a soul mate. Here's the girl with two vaginas AMA.

Thank you to Reddit for hosting and DoubleDickDude for being so awesome and candid sharing a bit about his life. For more info check out his full AMA here. You can follow him on Twitter too - @DiphallicDude