As Max relays to Caroline that she'll be spending the night with Deke at his humble abode of a dumpster, she also asks her for a condom.
However, Caroline embarrassingly finds her only condom next to a Precious movie ticket stub. Yes, it's been that long since Caroline has had sex. Let's not mention that the condom has also expired. So, how will Max find a form of contraceptive?
In walks Han whistling casually.
“A man. Any man,” Max says.
Before Max finishes yelling for Oleg's name, the kitchen cook serves up a dish of a wide array of condoms on the order window.
As Max's shift is about to end, Deke gives his girlfriend a back rub. Deke offers something to help with the pain although Max assumes it's a breast reduction to which Oleg screams, “NO!” in horror.
While Caroline and Max are working in the kitchen, Caroline suggests that Max go on the pill, but Max says it's too expensive. Because Deke is rich, Caroline asks Max why doesn't Deke pay for it, yet Max says that she wants to save Deke's fortune for something better.
Caroline jokes that the only pill she'll be taking is the bitter pill now that she knows about Chef Nicholas's marital status.
Speak of the devil as Caroline and Max enter the diner again, and Chef Nicholas surprises Caroline in the flesh.
Nicholas and Caroline grab a booth to talk about Nicholas having an open relationship with his wife. Even though Nicholas is from a European country, Caroline is still baffled that his wife is open to the idea. Nicholas is so certain that he has even arranged a Skype date between Caroline and his wife.
When Sophie walks into the diner, she automatically calls Nicholas the new “beefcake” on the menu. Wait, is this the married man Caroline has been talking about?
Sophie, mesmerized by the French accented chef, says that she'll give Caroline a two-day head start before going after Nicholas.
To look good for Nicholas's wife, Caroline decides to go to a beauty salon, since Skype would make her appear 20 percent less attractive and she already has to look 20 percent more attractive than Nicholas's wife.
Max tags along with Caroline at the beauty salon, but instead of Caroline getting the royal salon treatment, Max receives it. This makes Caroline jealous since she is stuck with a straight guy who sprayed water all over her face!
At home, Caroline gets ready for her Skype date with Nicholas's wife when Max enters the apartment in her new puffy hairdo.
Then, Sophie comes into the apartment. She, too, wants to join the Skype date. However, when Nicholas's wife appears on the screen to grant Caroline permission to sleep with Nicholas, she disappears from the screen quickly not even allowing Caroline to reason with her.
Caroline, Max, and Deke head to Nicholas's “bachelor” pad insisting on only having one to two drinks, but then drinks lead to dinner, and dinner leads to dessert, and dessert leads to staying over.
Even Deke and Max sleep over to prevent any hanky panky from going on despite Caroline's reassurance that she'll only be sleeping with him, but not having sex with Nicholas, but will Caroline hold true to her word after all?
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