As we plunge into the icy cold winter, the frost bites numbing our fingers, we find some tweets that’ll spark a little humor for your day.

In these Tuesday tweets, celebrities find little quirks and bits of inspiration in the stream of social media. Some like John Cleese have last-minute shows to perform before they’ve expired into the choir invisible. Others such as Oprah Winfrey have goals to make the world a better place—even if it’s one hello at a time. Many others such as The Lord of the Rings star Dominic Monaghan have certain thoughts that they need to gush out. No wonder we find places such as Twitter to pour out deep, intellectual discussions such as, “If bacon exists why are there pigs?!”

These tweets are a pleasure. It’s sometimes the unexpected things that make our day, and if you never expected Oprah Winfrey to smile at you or see Ryan Seacrest with a pinecone, you’re in for a treat.

Oprah Winfrey’s campaign to say hello to a stranger says that a person will live longer when people show them they care. “You never know! Just say hello.”

For the current generation of Monty Python fans, this show is a one-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

I thought we’d actually like the Academy Awards.

After all these years of waiting, we finally have an anti-climax.

I thought I was supposed to laugh.

A little humor for you dictionary-savvy people

With love from Sochi Olympian snowboarder Jamie Anderson

Perhaps it’s not a purr-fect day for the slopes?

As a final tribute to The Tonight Show’s latest host, Jay Leno brings out the best in Jimmy Fallon.

Hmm…never thought of it that way.