Mila Kunis is currently pregnant with her fiancé, Ashton Kutcher’s baby, but don’t expect the Two and a Half Man star to ever utter the words “we’re pregnant” when referring to their unborn child.
On Tuesday night, Kunis stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! and when Kimmel told her “my wife and I are pregnant,” she had to condemn him for it.
"Oh, you both are having a baby? You and your wife are pregnant?" she asked, E! Online reports, which led her to deliver a “special message” for the audience and the viewers at home.
"Hello, I'm Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers. Stop saying, 'We're pregnant.' You're not pregnant!” she began.
“Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can't have shots of tequila. We can't have anything because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep."
Kunis and her former That 70’s Show co-star, Kutcher, are notoriously private about their relationship so it’s not a surprise she waited until it was extremely obvious she was pregnant to confirm it. She did so on The Ellen DeGeneres Show last month. She even said she was surprised at how long they were able to keep their engagement a secret.
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