Have you ever wanted to use emojis to communicate with your friends without the convenience of sending them over text message? Well, Nick Offerman has just the thing for you!
The Parks and Recreation actor appeared on Conan last night in this pretty hilarious fake infomercial introducing a line of wood emojis.
Each solid wood emoji is about a foot in diameter and weighs 14 pounds, so you can carry them around in a convenient industrial sack. "It's time we got back to a more old-fashioned, more personal and more American way of communication," Offerman explained in the segment.
Even though it's just for a laugh, is it me or would one of these emojis be legitimately cool to have? I could totally see a nice winky emoji made of wood tying a room together.
My favorite part of the video has to be Offerman outlining what each string of emojis translates to in English, including such common phrases "I built you a birdhouse. Just kidding. But I did make you a salad."
Nick Offerman plays Ron Swanson on NBC's Parks and Recreation, a character known for his woodworking. This isn't just the character though, as Nick Offerman is actually a wood craftsman in real life. In fact, he has an entire online store selling his work if you ever wanted to buy a desk hand crafted by Nick Offerman. And really, who wouldn't want that?
Nick Offerman can be seen on Parks and Recreation, which returns for its final season in 2015.