Comedian Billy Eichner is a huge Taylor Swift fan. In fact, he told Conan O’Brien last night that her music answers the most important question of all: “What happens when your boyfriend doesn’t text you back?”

During his appearance on TBS’ Conan last night, the Billy on the Street star revealed that he wrote a song for Swift, called “Glitter and Ribs.” It’s like a Swift ballad, but she never recorded it, so he recorded it himself and posted it online.

Eichner performed the piano ballad for O’Brien, without changing the perspective. So, it starts off with, “He was a boy, I was a girl. What more do you need to know?” The song takes place a restaurant, where ribs with a side of heartache is served.

Perhaps if Swift stops by Conan, he can convince her to record it. After all, she’s appeared on just about every other show to promote 1989 already.

Eichner stars on NBC’s Parks and Recreation, which will be ending its run in January and February. He will also star in a Hulu series produced by Amy Poehler and co-starring Julie Klausner.

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