Funny or Die has created a spoof video of Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting fame, showing their reaction to their son Josh’s sex abuse allegations going public.

Michelle refers to herself as the family’s “baby factory” who loves “split bangs” while Jim Bob talks about his anti-birth control stance right off the bat.

The skit makes light of the fact that the couple reportedly covered up the molestation by waiting a while to report it to authorities, thus having the statute of limitations run out on the case.

“We did the right thing and immediately waited three years before we called the authorities,” said Michelle, with Jim Bob suggesting the victims lied about the misconduct.

“Girls lie all the time, it’s what they do,” he said.

Since the scandal broke, TLC has not officially canceled the show but did pull all episodes from their schedule for the time being.

Michelle said of rumors at least one of the daughters was molested that one of them did come to them with these claims, but “honestly if you asked me which one I don’t know… the brunette with the curly hair?”