Fozzie warms up the crowd. Statler and Waldorf heckle him. Fozzie shoots a t-shirt gun into the crowd and hits Statler in the face. Statler has to be taken to the hospital. Kermit asks Fozzie if he’s okay to go back out and tell jokes. He tries, but is too upset.
Janice says hello to Sam Eagle, who loves her from afar. He thinks it means she loves him too.
Piggy overhears that the crew gathers for drinks after the show. She’s upset that she’s never been invited. She tells Kermit to get the crew to invite her. She says they need to ask her, but she’ll say no.
Kermit approaches the crew who agree to ask, since Piggy will say no. They ask her and at first she refuses, but then changes her mind. She tells Kermit that she wants to give the crew a thrill.
Fozzie visits Statler in the hospital. Statler says he’s the only person who came to see him. He asks Fozzie to bring him a list of items to make him more comfortable.
The crew is uncomfortable while out with Piggy until Ed Helms shows up. He joins them and Animal goes to get drinks. Janice flirts with Ed. Sam is upset.
Fozzie shows back up to the hospital with the items on Statler’s list. Statler is gone, but left a sign that says, “sucker.” Fozzie is angry.
Ed and the Muppets do karaoke at Rowlf’s Tavern. The highlight is the Swedish Chef singing "Rapper’s Delight" by the Sugarhill Gang. Sam gazes longingly at Janice while she sings "Stay" by Lisa Loeb. When he sings, Janice just plays with her phone and flirts with Ed.
Scooter tells Piggy they have to leave so they can get up for work the next morning. She tells him that they can come in late.
Kermit arrives the next morning and no one is there. Yolanda is sleeping at her desk. She tells him that they had fun with Piggy and that she told them that they could come in at two. Kermit tells Yolanda to call everyone in.
At the morning meeting, Sam says he was happy to see Janice got home safely the night before. She asks him how he knew and he mumbles something about not following her home. Kermit yells at everyone for not showing up on time. Piggy comes in and says she’s planned a party with Usher for that night.
Kermit is upset. He tells Piggy she’s too special to hang out with the crew. He says it’s best that they see her an unapproachable. She’s flattered and agrees.
Piggy tells everyone that they can no longer hang out. She says she’ll go to the Usher party and have a wonderful time without them.
Fozzie confronts Statler about the sucker sign. Statler apologizes and says he and Waldorf will take him out for dinner after the show. Fozzie is excited and leaves. Statler tells Waldorf that they need to drop off a sucker sign at the restaurant.