Many celebrities have been known for giving their offspring very strange names, and while Kate Hudson’s new baby boy Bingham Hawn Bellamy has an unusual name himself, it’s certainly not the weirdest. Below is a list of some of the most bizarre celebrity baby names to date.
10. Satchel
Don’t Tonya Linette Lewis and Spike Lee know that a satchel is a type of bag?
9. Ocean
“I want those names to be their destiny, for my daughter to be honest and my son to be expansive. I try to be like a forest, revitalizing and constantly growing,” said father Forest Whitaker of his son’s name.
8. Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo
Heidi Klum and Seal should have stopped their son’s name at Johan.
7. Pilot Inspektor
As the child of Jason Lee, this kid is bound to be funny, or rather made fun of with a name like this. Why Pilot, you ask? Lee heard the song “He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot” by the band Grandaddy and thought Pilot would be a great name for his little bundle of joy.
6. Fifi Trixibelle
Bob Geldof named his daughter after his aunt Fifi while his wife Paula Yates added on Trixibelle because she loved the southern belle lifestyle. Fifi’s sister’s names are Peaches Honeyblossom, Little Pixie and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.
5. Sage Moonblood
Named after the John Rambo trailer in which this name appeared, Sage Moonblood is the son of Sylvester Stallone.
4. Audio Science
Shouldn’t this be the name of an online course instead of a human being, Shannyn Sossamon?
3. Moxie Crimefighter
Apparently Penn Jillette and his wife think that no one ever uses the middle name so they decided to have a little fun with it.
2. Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen
Frank Zappa is a strange man. He named his other children Moon Unit, Dweezil and Ahmet Emuukha Rodan.
1. Jermajesty
Just say it out loud and you’ll know why it’s number one.