In what could possibly be the funniest eulogy, Chanel #2 (Hello Ariana Grande!) finds peace as main Chanel has nothing kind to say to her back-stabbing friend in front of the Kappa House.
As everyone, from the Chanel squad to Chad, say their last goodbyes to the petite Chanel in her pink coffin, not even her parents seem to miss her.
After the queen bee chastised her for not walking in a diamond formation, her minions find main Chanel sulking in her luxury closet. Chanel's followers suggest making contact with Chanel #2, using a Ouija board to heal old wounds.
Asking a series of questions to confirm if it's the 'real' Chanel, the group find out from the spirit that Chad is cheating on Chanel even though Chad had promised her that he would remain monogamous. Tough luck, Chanel.
Meanwhile, Gigi converses angrily with what we presume is the red-deviled caper as the act of murderous revenge doesn't go according to plan. Of course, Wes doesn't suspect a thing with flowers in hand.
While shopping with Grace, however, Gigi deceptively mentions a potential suspect Grace and Pete could look into as Grace falls for it.
When Grace and Pete investigate Feather McCarthy (guest star Tavi Gevinson), a former student who was involved with Dean Munsch's husband, they find more than what they bargain for with kinky Beatle's acoustics included.
With Dean Munsch finding out and kicking her husband out of the house, Feather had her former professor stay with her in the Kappa House.
Nevertheless, Dean Munsch discovers the news with a cleaver in hand, frightening Feather everywhere she went wearing the exact outfit as her. And even with the divorce proceeding and Feather eventually moving in with her former professor, Dean Munsch wasn't too far behind.
As Feather was home alone taking a bath, supposedly the dean tried to electrocute her by pushing the radio into the bathtub.
After Feather goes on record with Pete and Grace, she goes home to discover blood after blood-painted signs leading to her disembodied beau.
Elsewhere in Chad's bedroom, Chanel finds her boyfriend milking a goat, but Chad seems to think that being lactose intolerant is a bigger issue. Insane.
When Dean Munsch gets arrested for her ex-husband's murder and possibly the other killings, she stays at a mental hospital, but who's her one phone call?
Grace and Pete arrive to visit the dean enjoying her time painting in the mental institute. The dean, on the contrary, wanted to point her finger to Feather as the murderer behind ex's death.
In exchange for the whereabouts of the baby born in the bathroom, Grace and Pete agree to get to the bottom of Feather's agenda for Dean Munsch. Based on the evidence of a bologna sandwich, Pete and Grace conclude that the dean could not have killed her husband because the dean had revealed to them that she cannot touch bologna without going into shock. Despite how set up every scene is, Grace and Pete gullibly believe in the dean.
As for the Chanel squad, the Quija board makes contact with Chanel #2 once again answering questions the girls want to know. When the girls wanted to know who was killing everyone on campus, the pointer spells out “Y-O-U.”
Upset by the finger-pointing, the queen bee leaves her minions, but it appears that a rebellion is underway to dethrone the main Chanel.
On a trippy note, Chanel #2 emerges in Chanel's dream to not only apologize to her, but to also urge her that despite the other girls wanting to murder her, Chanel should be the bigger person and rise above them instead of trying to kill them first.
Back at the Kappa House, the evidence pointing to Feather gets her arrested, and Dean Munsch returns to gloat that she found the website that signifies Feather's love for bologna. Now, is there still a killer on the loose, or should we be rest assured that all bologna out there are safe?
Thoughts Until Next Week's Episode:
- Why does Dean Munsch design dresses for award season?
- Did anyone catch the Nancy Drew reference linking back to Emma Roberts's role as Nancy?
- What was the point of the dean's disclosure to the audience that she killed her husband?
Tune into Scream Queens on Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on Fox.