Shameless continued to shock us all this week and it's only the second episode of the season. Fiona is officially blaming herself for the fact that Debbie is pregnant and decides it's the best decision to rally the entire family to convince her abortion is the best and only choice.
Fiona schedules Debbie an appointment for an abortion on Friday, which isn't going to fly at all in Debbie's eyes. Lovestruck Debbie swears Derek is in love and wants this baby as much as she does and his parents are just being assholes. She will not let Fiona kill her baby who is the size of an orange, but of course Carl throws out the option of an at home abortion for her tadpole looking child with the kitchen knives.
To prove she would make a great mom Debbie carries a sack of flour around as a fake baby for the day and accidentally leaves it on a train after finding out she is actually the reason Derek moved to Florida because he doesn't want the baby and thinks Debbie never cared about him.
No Gallagher, not even Lip, can get her to have an abortion and Debbie decides she is moving to Florida to find Derek so Fiona can't mess up her child's life like she messed up all of theirs.
Amidst her #AbortionOrBust plan, Fiona finds out she is also pregnant when she passes her drug test to become assistant manager. Along with her new position are new responsibilities, all her co-workers now hate her, she finds out her boyfriend/boss is using heroin again and Ian quits his job.
Carl and his silent friend Nick are bringing in the most money in the Gallagher home by robbing Asian dry cleaners for $100 each time, stealing espresso machines for the Alibi, and selling guns in the boys bathroom of the school. Of course he won't sell these guns to anyone,a buyer has to have a convincing reason like defending themselves during a school shooting. Carl also won't teach owners how to use one, that's what the internet is for.
Frank decides he can no longer sleep in his bedroom because that's the last place he was with Bianca, and his been spending an awful lot of time with the hipsters at the Alibi who advise him to set everything that he has of Bianca's on fire at the hospital where they met for the first time.
One of Bianca's co-workers knew exactly who Frank was and reassures Frank how happy he actually made Bianca. Swearing Bianca's spirit is telling him to do it he makes a move on her friend saying "her spirit is bringing them together," to which she crushes Frank's spirits saying Bianca's stage four terminal cancer was what brought made Bianca love him and that no one that beautiful, successful, and educated would go for him.
Instead of being heartbroken, which seems to be all Frank is, he goes back to his old ways. He poses as a doctor and starts talking to all female patients in the chemo therapy room to find his next stage four cancer lover. He calls himself their cancer concierge and gets Hilary to come to the train tracks with him to have sex. The two smoke crack and Frank accidentally kills her.
Lip's relationship with his teacher continues and the two have sex while the husband and son are home. She puts the idea out for Lip to kill her husband in a jokingly yet serious way.
Lip also finds himself being conned into a summer internship at geo thermo research team.
The Alibi Room was named best sh***iest bar on the South Side and that's why they have a new, large cliental of hipsters. To keep the clients coming, Svetlanna, who was noted as the meanest skaniest Russian bartender, hosts Karaoke for the customers for a price, allows them to smoke up the bar, and rips them all off on drinks.
Kev and Vee's lesbian neighbors call animal control on Yannis and they take his beloved dogs. An extremely angered Yannis continues to make the lesbians' lives hell by revving his bike at ridiculous hours of the day...waking Kev and Vee's twins and keeping the two from having sex during the girls' nap time. Kev has finally had enough and goes to clip the throttle on the bike and later finds out it was actually the brakes and Yannis gets hit by a car.