Jimmy Fallon is reprising his Donald Trump impersonation by mocking Trump's recent loss in the Iowa caucus to Ted Cruz, giving a faux press conference to declare that second place is the winner.
Fallon even used an age-old riddle to portray his version of Trump’s reaction to the loss.
"I'm here tonight because the people of Iowa have wisely named me the winner and champion of second place," Fallon, as Trump, said. "It's just like children say: 'First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest.'”
He then went on to list the reasons why “two is better than one,” giving examples like Toy Story 2, R2D2, the twins on The Bachelor (“four boobs!”) and the Minion with two eyes instead of one, who “looks like a penis who can see me.”