This week on New Girl, Cece and Schmidt are on the hunt to find the perfect wedding venue, while Reagan tries to teach Nick and Winston a lesson on decision-making.
Winston and Nick are having a heated debate on where to get brunch, so Reagan tells them she will sleep with the first one who makes a decision. Even though they know Reagan can't be serious, the two have a gentleman's debate.
After Winston brings up Cindy Delagarza from the fifth grade, when Winston called dibs on her and Nick frenched her anyway, Winston gets to sleep with Reagan even though it's Nick's dream come true.
At work Winston begins to feel insecure about himself and continues to ask Ally what his best feature is. She tells him that he has kind eyes.
Schmidt and Cece search endlessly and find one failure venue after the next until they finally stop at Schmidt's dream venue, The Lisbon, which the two know they can't afford.
Luckily, thanks to Shia LaBeouf canceling a poker tournament, there is one open spot in April that they are now competing for against Benjamin, who used to peg chocolates at fat Schmidt when they were in school.
It's a battle of romance for the spot at The Lisbon, and Cece goes as far as to tell them that she and Schmidt are actually cousins...because what is more romantic than forbidden love? When that fails, the couples begin bidding, but Schmidt tells her to stop because marrying her is his dream and he doesn't need The Lisbon. The two settle on getting married in an abandoned warehouse.
Nick re-opens Reagan's offer, and he and Winston decide it's best if Reagan makes the decision on who she will sleep with. To make her decision, she makes each of the guys pitch himself to her. Nick's top qualities are that he's hairless and has a "fine" sexual performance, while Winston offers that he has kind eyes.
His kind eyes somehow turn into him going on about how great Ally is and how she is the best part of his day. Reagan immediately realizes Winston likes her and advises him to go ask her out.
Winston asks Ally to get drinks with him after work and she says sure...as long as her boyfriend can come, too.
Now that Nick is Reagan's choice for who to sleep with, he decides to put on his not-having-sex outfit because this isn't how he wants her to go through having sex with him. However, he does want her to go get a drink. She also wears her not-having-sex outfit to the bar.