This week on 'New Girl' Winston helps Reagan break up with her girlfriend while Nick, Schmidt, and Cece snoop around Reagan's room to find out more about her and end up jumping to conclusions.
Nick can't be a normal around Reagan because she's 'too hot and mysterious' to the point that all the roommates are a little annoyed and concerned. Winston also finds it a little strange that she never wants to hangout with them and decides he is going to force her to hangout with them whether she wants to or not.
Cece and Schmidt are the most annoyed by Nick's awkwardness around Reagan because he keeps walking into their room to eat as they're trying to 'make sex' because he eats too sloppy to eat infront of her.
In an attempt to bond with Reagan, Winston shows up to run with her and then finds out she actually has a girlfriend Camilla, who she 'is kind of dating but trying to avoid.' Because Winston ruined her lie of her being in Atlanta, Reagan now has to dump her but she doesn't know how because she has never had to before because of her constant traveling she just disappears.
Winston volunteers to help her break up with Camilla and tells her she needs to just be honest about the whole thing. Reagan however wants Winston to do it for her because he's gentle ad empathetic, but he sees this as an opportunity for her to change and wants her to give it a try.
Meanwhile in order to make Nick feel like Reagan has flaws Cece and Schmidt tell him she wears a wig which somehow ends up with all three of them going through her entire room to find out more things about her. They find an Ohio State t-shirt, Canadian money, a picture of a little boy and fake IDs. They somehow come up with a theory that she is a criminal who has a son.
Reagan walks in mid room scoping and is a little upset that they jumped to conclusions about why she had those things. She has fake IDs because hospitals don't let pharasutical reps in, the picture is her as a baby and she goes to Canada a lot and doesn't trust banks. In return she admits she went through all of their rooms when she moved in.
Winston fails at dumping Camille and brings her back to the apartment where she tells Reagan she's upset that she sent Winston to dump her. Not knowing what to say Reagan says she isn't dumping her ... kind of ... she doesn't want to hurt her and the truth is she's a criminal and Camille shouldn't be dating her she's disgusting. *more lies*
Nick backs up her story by confirming she is the worst human he's ever met, he is her co-gangster and they run the streets together, murdering together. He even has a street name it's 'Sharkie.' Cece then hands Camille the fake ID as proof that they are a Japanese crime family and Schmidt also adds that he is in it as well, they call him 'the moil' because he will cut your penis off.
After Camille saw through their story of lies Reagan actually breaks up with her and Camille destroys her entire room asking to just go get her sweater out of it.
Schmidt and Cece after all this will still never get alone time because Nick has become to comfortable eating in their room, as well as Reagan and Winston joining him.