This week on Workaholics is the annual Ders' day, and Ders seems to be the only one who is looking forward to the day he has planned.

Ders blindfolds Blake and Adam to bring them to his secret location for Ders' Day which, according to Adam, usually drools. Adam initially thinks they're located in front of Chili's, but it's actually a museum, Vikings of Scandinavia. Disappointed in his choice, Adam and Blake hope that maybe there's a Chili's to go inside the museum.

Museums are a scam; they're like sipping on the government's Kool-Aid, and are filled with bad juju and mummies. Being so, Adam decides to cancel Ders' Day, which is when Ders tells the guys the real operation of Ders' Day is to steal Eric the Rev's helmet from the museum. Ders is going to steal it, while Adam and Blake are the lookouts; he even gives them a selfie stick to peer around corners.

To no surprise, Adam and Blake go on a hoist of their own, opening a glass case with a bobby pin to steal a piece pipe to smoke weed out of. All while Ders buys Eric the Rev's helmet for $13.99...what a steal.

While stealing the peace pipe, an alarm sounds and everyone has to exit the museum. They show Ders what they stole, and he questions if they're insane because you can't steal from a museum. He asks for the selfie stick back, which is left in the glass case where the peace pipe goes that has a video of them saying that they're going to rob the museum. Blake's Tamagotchi also dies, and he is led to believe the peace pipe is now the beef pipe because there's beef between the crew.

The three of them sneak into the closed museum through a side door and re-open the case with a bobby pin, placing the pop back, but not before the assistant manager catches them and has the dinosaurs chase them through the museum. The dinosaurs ask them to come out because they need to do a show at a children's hospital and promise the guys they can even try on the dinosaur suits.

To no surprise, the dinosaurs lied and the assistant manager calls the cops, officially making this the worst Ders' Day ever. Ders then steals viking equipment to fight the dinosaurs, Adam admits they were being selfish and Blake squashes the beef that nobody else really thought ever existed. The three escape through a back exit door before the cops arrive and end Ders' Day at Chili's, so everyone wins.