This week on Workaholics the women took over the office when femco the future leaders in feminine retail had them start selling their products. The first sales product was the boobillow, a wedge-shaped pillow for large breasted women.
At first Adam, Blake and Ders were so excited and even said "I love my job," for possibly the first time ever, until Alice held an all male meeting to demote them to support staff due to their lack of sales and being complete creeps on the phone.
To prove they still have what it takes to sell Ders' pitches a premature ejaculation spray to spritz your member. He even went as far as letting Adam kick him in the balls and Blake repeatedly punch him to prove that the product works ... to no surprise Alice doesn't really care.
The women taking over the office has brought about many changes including Adam being overly helpful in an attempt to become Alice's assistant and Jillian sexualizing Blake in the men's bathroom.
After Bill witnesses Blake being sexualized first hand, he says they need to fight for their rights as men and poop in bags, freeze them, and slip the poop disks into the women's cars so after work there will be a poo puddle waiting for them, which even Blake thinks is a step too far. Instead he opts for supergluing Jillian's mouse to her desk and then accidentally superglues her phone to his ear when one of the other female workers sneaks up on him.
Desperate to be a part of sales again, Ders is sneaking around making calls to try and sell boobillows, but it isn't until he sprays himself with the premature ejaculation spray that he can stop being creepy on the phone and make a sale. His first successful sale is to a woman with 32F boobs, to which Jillian tells Alice he is lying and that she made that sale earlier today.
After the amount of successful boobillow sales, Alice announces that these office changes will become permanent and the office will only sell femco products. Adam is thrilled, he enjoys being sexualized and accepts the "histershe" (you know history but with she ... histershe), Blake and Ders, however, decide the women need to be stopped.
Adam finally joins back to the men side after Alice chooses a new assistant that isn't him and tries to put an end to the matriarchy (which he looked up prior to using it) by ripping his shirt off and burning the boobillow for men's rights.
After setting the office room on fire, Ders, Blake, and Adam realize one of the women were still in there and go back to save her because heroism is evidently a man thing. Moments after going in, the women comes out carrying another male coworker. The fire department then has to come to get Blake, Ders and Adam but they're okay with that because they were saved by firemen ... keyword there men.
Femco takes full responsibility for the office fire due to boobillows being highly flammable and the office goes back to normal.