Unknown time. Unknown Place.
The Gang are dressed in all white and appear to be facing judgment from a higher power. They all claim that they prayed moments before the cruise ship sank. Mac wants to tell the story of what happened…
The Gang are going on a Christian cruise after Mac attended a new church and won a raffle. Mac appears to have found religion and is eager to attend bible study while the rest check out the hotel suite. The Gang want to take a vacation from their usual vices: Dee’s wrath, Dennis’ lust and the gluttonous personalities of Frank and Charlie.
Mac attends bible study and explains to the group that he is trying to convert his friends and quickly adapts to this group’s style of singing happy hymns and the positive thinking. The group always does this for the cruise talent show.
Frank and Charlie are trying to fight the gluttonous temptations. They check out the buffet and are stopped by members of the crew due to them wearing large jackets. They are both wearing vests with beers strapped all over them. Gluttony wins this round. Dee is also having a hard time dealing with her wrath, as she gets into a heated exchange with a woman over a pool chair. Dennis’ lust is being tested as he admires a young woman.
Mac is continuing to bond with his fellowship buddies and is very confused when he witnesses two of the men kiss. He feels that this will anger God. He is totally confused on what to believe now.
The cruise talent show is beginning while The Gang continue to fight their natural urges. Mac feels that two men being gay is not Christian. Dennis is obsessing over this woman. Dee is called on stage and punches out the woman she fought with earlier. She finds herself in the brig.
Mac goes outside in the pouring rain begging God for forgiveness and asking for his purpose. Frank and Charlie are wondering around the ship and come to an interesting idea. They will drink the boat fuel in the pipes and cut it with mixers…thus creating torpedo juice. Classic.
This leads to a drunken Frank and Charlie wondering into the control room and quickly have their ‘torpedo juice’ confiscated and join Dee in the brig. It doesn’t take Dennis long to confront his mystery woman and terrify her, quickly landing Dennis in the brig.
Mac visits the two gay men and offers to convert them. They counter his offer and five minutes later, Mac walks into the brig announcing he is gay. The Gang says they have known this for a while and while Mac is going on a rant about their is no God and he has lost all of his faith, a giant clap of thunder flickers the lights and The Gang hears sirens going off. Is this the end for The Gang??
To Be Continued…