Amy Schumer has established herself as a certain kind of comedian on the red carpet - one who would rather, say, fall on the ground in front of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West than make best dressed lists.

Schumer and stylist Leesa Evans recently sat down with The Hollywood Reporter for a video, sharing her secrets for staying stylish on the red carpet. Naturally, though, her advice was hardly serious.

She opened the discussion with a disclaimer - "First of all, I will not say anal as any of my answers, so don't worry about it" - that she quickly broke. When asked what her favorite red carpet pose was, the comedian replied, "anal -- dammit!" She also shared that her Kim-Kanye photo-op crashing at Time's most influential people event was among her zaniest red carpet moments yet.

But what shouldn't you wear on the red carpet?  "I would say anything you don't feel perfectly comfortable in," Evans responded, while Schumer was much more straightforward: "And I would say a dental dam."

In addition to frequenting red carpets, Schumer may soon become a star of the literary world. Entertainment Weekly reports that her book, whose tentative title is The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, sold to an imprint of Simon & Schuster for $8-10 million. Last week, Schumer announced the book's release date via Twitter: