What would True Blood be without fan favorite baby vamp Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll)’s angsty blog posts? Though she’s not so much a baby anymore, she still is trying to figure out the ropes of being a vampire and of course having fun along the way. From clothes, to vampire sex, to philosophy, to just some good old fashioned girl talk, we can count on our favorite ginger vampire to give us our weekly dose of entertainment.
Here’s a list of our favorite Jessica blog posts.
10. The Often Strange and Sometimes Unexpected Perks of Being a vampire
Ever wondered what other benefits vampires have besides the obvious glamouring and heightened senses? Jessica will tell you all about it – some are pretty unexpected too!
9. Tru Blah
In one of Jess’s very first vlog posts, she plays with the Tru Blood bottles and imitates Bill’s infamous inflection when he says “Sookie” and “Jessica.”
8. Vampire Sex 101
Here are some things they don’t teach in the Bon Temps sex ed programs. Though she admits she’s still learning, here’s guide to everything vampire sex – from positions to fang boners!
7. Vampires & Hormones
Jess is stuck in the smelly underground part of the Authority with Pam and they talk about true love, feelings, hormones, etc. Yes, even Pam.
6. Born Again
Jessica talks deep in this vlog about how people are born again through pain and confusion and shares a childhood anecdote. Quite charming and gives us something to think about.
5. Vamping Up
Jessica prepares to (sexily) win over Professor Takahashi so he can synthesize blood for Billith. She’s vamping up with the rollers in her hair and picking out an attention-grabbing outfit. It takes a dark turn when she realizes this could be the last outfit she’ll ever wear if Bill can see the future correctly…
4. Hoyt’s Hot New Date
“Doodles by yours truly, Jessica Hamby :)”
Six Easy Ways to Keep Yourself Entertained
What do you do when you’re under strict orders to stay indoors and are surrounded by human guards? Find out what Jess has to say! (Hint: involves prank calling a certain ex-boyfriend’s vamp-hating mother!)
2. Confessions of a Vampslut
Pam joins Jess on this post to share her knowledge on a topic she loves – feeding around (aka sleeping around). In a very Pam-like fashion, she talks bluntly about everything from Hep D, to “eye-fucking”, to the sense of empowerment afterwards.
1. Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
Welp, we guess becoming a vampire doesn’t mean you get your dream man. Whether human or vampire a man is a man, and as Jess points out all men seem to be either pretty faced Justin Biebers, waxed-idiots on the Jersey Shore, and worse... hipsters. Preach it, Jess! We feel you.
Which is your favorite blog post by babyvamp Jessica?
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