In October, Toronto voters will have to decide between an admitted crack smoker and an award winning porn star for mayor. Yes, one of Rob Ford’s opponents is Canadian porn star Nikki Benz. Because this just can’t get any weirder.

Unlike Ford, Benz does not do drugs, as she explained to the Toronto Sun. “No. No. I don’t even smoke cigarettes,” she said. “When it comes to that kind of stuff my life is not very exciting.”

The exciting aspect of her life is that she’s a porn superstar, appearing in such hits as Strap on Sally 20 and Meet the F-----s 6. She has appeared in 217 porn films, as well as Penthouse and Hustler magazines, notes The New York Daily News. She’s even one of the most acclaimed porn stars (according to porn critics), winning awards like Best Tease Performance, Best Three-way Sex Scene and Best All-Girl Three-way Sex Scene.

Benz does spend most of her time filming movies in Los Angeles, but she also has a residence in Etobicoke, the same part of Toronto where Ford comes from, Gawker points out. So, she is eligible for the ballot.

“At least I’m honest and transparent. No hidden agenda,” Benz said about her plans for the city. She’s hoping to streamline the city’s transit system with a “relief line” and also wants to make National Masturbation Day an official holiday.

On Oct. 27, Toronto voters will get to “Trade in your Ford for a Benz,” as one of Benz’s campaign slogans say.

top image courtesy of INFphoto.com
second image via Twitter from Nikki Benz